It’s a little after 11am. Normally I get to sleep in on Sundays, as I work six days a week, and am required to be up around 5am on those days, I really enjoy sleeping in on Sundays.
As soon as the clock struck 8am, I was assaulted with Christian Rock music blasting through the walls of my home. At first I though my neighbour had found Jesus, but the sound was coming from the open field across the street. It was some kind of church picnic…or a Woodstock for those who wish to be saved.
This had been going on for over an hour.
So, I walked across the street to confront the jackass controlling their PA system.
As I’m making my way through the crowd, the reverend preacher guy comes up to me and quietly says that it’s not appropriate for me to be wandering through his outdoor congregation in my bathrobe.
I gave him a disgusted look, and yelled in front of all his little followers:
"I’M NOT GAY! YOU SUCKED MY COCK!”
Well, for some people who are supposedly open minded and forgiving, they sure didn’t see the humor in that.
According to the police, I was the one causing the disturbance.
My court date is on September 27th.